thx bby

and right on cue dad just asked me if he should get a tumblr

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

Shaun of the Dead (2003), Hot Fuzz (2007), The World’s End (2013) [x,x,x]

Dad: sara do you think I should get an ipad
Me: no you don't need one
 [NEXT DAY]
Dad: sara show me how to use my new ipad

PLEASE ENJOY THIS HILARIOUS PICTURE OF MY TINY SAD CAKE THAT SEPARATED INTO ITS DIFFERENT LAYERS ENTIRELY IN THE ENORMOUS BOX THEY PUT IT IN BUT THEN I FIXED IT (SEEN ABOVE) AND IT STILL TASTED FANTASTIC

stillwatersofconsciousness:

I think this milk’s gone bad.

lolzpicx:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart