December 2011
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how does anything even get done around here
Me: --But mom I need THAT recipe for the brownies I don't want to look it up online, what if it's DIFFERENT.
Mom: But I'm too lazy to go downstairs and get the cookbook.
Me: So? Just tell me where it is, I'll go get it.
Mom: No, I'm too lazy to even send you downstairs.
Me: Mom what
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Tonight at the house of the 14 year-old I...
[We're sitting on a couch, watching TV in silence]
Him: Are we both just sitting here with the TV on but not watching because you're playing games on your iphone and I'm playing games on my droid?
Me: ...yes.
Him: Wanna switch.
Me: .........yes.
[We switch phones and continue as before]
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laurenannie asked: GRL my catburgr stores are seriously lacking.
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