February 2012
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hines no
let him come back art rooney I hate you
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Dad: You know, I've only seen a few movies nominated for the Oscars this year, so I rented some from Netflix to catch up.
Me: Oh, which ones? The Artist? The Help?
Dad: North by Northwest.
Me:
Dad: It's going to take awhile.
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“Reach up in the sky for the ho-zone layer.”
– Ludacris
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"The Lord be with your iPhone."
"And also with yours."
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so I was driving down a residential street today
and I saw someone ahead so I slowed down and it was just this girl on a unicycle
and I was driving by really slow and she was rolling by really slow with this giant grin on her face and I was like “what on earth”
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I'M SICK
Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS:
AWWWWWWRIIIIGHTTTT
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The continued adventures in babysitting a 14...
Him: You should download this one app, it only works on the iPad.
Me: Let me see. Wait, what, no, this is like three dollars.
Him: But it's really fun!
Me: I swear to god dude, this better be the greatest game I have ever played.
Him: It's just three dollars.
Me: YOU'RE JUST THREE DOLLARS
Him: JUST DOWNLOAD IT
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