today I was forcibly moisturized by one of the crazy Lancôme ladies at the mall
SHE CAME AT MY FACE WITH AN UNHOLY SPEED AND I COULDN’T AVOID IT
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wasthursday said:
When I was fourteen, my mom paid the Lancôme ladies to do my make-up so I would feel like A Real Woman. But, I came out looking like I had A REAL BEEF with Batman. My eyebrows were drawn on halfway up my forehead, it was awesome, the end.
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